Is there any such thing as a semi-rhetorical question? Well if there wasn't before, there is now!  I've been asking myself that question and the answer gets changed more often than a babys' diaper. The original answer was, "Doing anything is better than doing nothing", but I'm not so sure about that. Seriously, when I first started this website it was to A)Learn how to build a website and blog & B)See if I could somehow use it to add to my income. I could make more money selling plasma each month than I'll probably ever make from this. I'll need to make some changes, to this website and in my life, if I intend to make either better. No matter, there will always be laughter along the way. If you've found this site it means you REALLY ARE dedicated to learning more about me. Bless you, you poor thing!!
    You may be asking yourself: What does this have to do with me? (You may also be asking yourself if you'ld look good wearing pudding and feathers, but we are NOT ready to address that question...yet!) Well I've been trying to figure out what I have to offer, that no one else on the can.  After much soul searching, (Yes, I DO have a soul & despite all the liens on it, it's still mine for now!) I realized that I have a unique ability to make others feel better about their life. True, it is usually by telling them about mine because very few people have screwed up their life as well as I have... but it's not too late for them to catch up!! Laughter is MY coping mechanism.... and I'm hoping by sharing some it'll work for you too. You want an example? (Probably not but tough shit, you're here and can always choose to quit reading.) Back when I was "in the monastery" (Yet another side note: My sister told me she used to know a women who had the habit of starting off sentences with, "When I was in the Chain gang", and it annoyed her to no end. She made me promise I would NOT do the same when I got out of prison, so I've developed a series of euphemisms to convey the same message[i.e., when I was incarcerated]. You'll be seeing those inside of quotation marks scattered throughout my website) But I digress......often. Anyway, back when I was "pursuing my education", there was a young man who was sharing his disappointment with how his life was going so far. During a pause in his diatribe I interjected, "Daminit man, if you can't be happy about who you are, look around you and be grateful for who you aren't!!"
 I was able to make him feel better about his life, by simply pointing out how much worse things could be.
    So that' is what I'm currently going to attempt with this site. If you feel as if your life is going nowhere, then you're about average. If you're tired of being average, feel so unattractive that even dogs pass you to hump someone elses leg or just need a laugh to brighten your day, call me. My actual phone number is somewhere on this website. If you REALLY want that laugh, you'll get off your ass and find it. Then call me. I bet I can help. I look forward to hearing from you.